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THE NEW NEW RULES 

A FUNNY LOOK AT HOW EVERYBODY

BUT ME HAS THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS

 

BY BILL MAHER

 

 

(new rules est une partie de l'émission "real time with bill maher" 

donc voici un extrait :

 

FRENCH DISSING

 

NEW RULES : conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word "France". Like just calling something French is the ultimate argument winner. As if to say, " What can you say about a country that was too stupid to get on board with our wonderfully conceived and brilliantly excuted war in Iraq?" And yet an Americain politician could not survive if he utteered the simple, true statement "France has a better heath-care systhem than we do, and we should steal it". Because here, simply dismessing an idea as French passes for an argument. John Kerry ? Couldn't vote for him_he looked French. Yeah, as opposed to the other guy, who just looked stupid.

 

Last week, French had an election, and people over there approach an election differently. They vote. Eighty-five percent turned out. You couldn't get eighty-five percent of Americains to get off the couch if there was an election between tits and bigger tits and they were giving out free samples.

 

Maybe the high turnout has something to do with the fact that the French candidates are never asked where they stand on evolution, prayer in school, abortion, sterm cell research, or gay marriage. And if the candidate knows about a character in a book other than Jesus, it's nota drawback. The electorate doesn't vote for the guy they want to have a croissant with. Nor do they care about private lives : In the current race, Madame Royal has four kids, but she never got married. And she's a socialist. In America, if a Democrat eventhink you're calling him "liberal", he grabs an orange vest and a rifle and heads into the woods to killing something.

 

Royal's opponent is married, but they live apart and lead separate lives. And the people are okay with that, for the same reason they're okay with nude beaches : because they're not a nation of six-years-olds who scream and giggle if they see pee-pee parts. They have weird ideas about privacy. They think it should be private. In France, even mistress have mistress. To not have a lady on the side says to the votres, "I'm no good at multitasking". 

 

Like any country, France has its faults, like all that ridiculous accordion music_but their heath care is the best in the industrialized world, as is their poverty rate. And they're completely independant od Mid-East oil. And they're the greenest country. And they're not fat. They have public intellectuals in France . We have Dr Phil. They invented sex during the day, lingerie, and the tongue. Can't we admire we could learn something from them ?  

 

 

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